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 Too Many Curses
The wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. His halls are filled with his collection of fallen heroes and defeated villains, along with a few ordinary folk who were just unfortunate enough to draw Margle ’s attention.
It’s Nessy’s duty to tend this castle. It’s a lot of work, but she manages, taking pride in housekeeping talents that keep the castle from collapsing into chaos. But when Margle suddenly dies, everything begins to unravel. Nessy finds herself surrounded by monsters, curses, a door that should never be opened, and one very deadly dark wizardess.
Nessy doesn’t have might or magic on her side; she’s just a kobold: short, furry, and sensible. Her allies aren’t much better: a voice without a body, an angry fruit bat, a monster under her bed, a wizard in a jar (or some of him, anyway), and a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eater. It would be smarter to walk away, but taking care of the castle is Nessy’s job, and that’s just what she intends to do.
If only she could find time to polish the silver while beating back the forces of darkness.
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 The Automatic Detective
Even in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it's hard for a robot to make his way. It's even harder for a robot named Mack Megaton, a hulking machine designed to bring mankind to its knees. But Mack's not interested in world domination. He's just a bot trying to get by, trying to demonstrate that he isn't just an automated smashing machine, and to earn his citizenship in the process. It should be as easy as crushing a tank for Mack, but some bots just can't catch a break.When Mack's neighbors are kidnapped, Mack sets off on a journey through the dark alleys and gleaming skyscrapers of Empire City. Along the way, he runs afoul of a talking gorilla, a brainy dame, a mutant lowlife, a little green mob boss, and the secret conspiracy at the heart of Empire's founders---not to mention more trouble than he bargained for. What started out as one missing family becomes a battle for the future of Empire and every citizen that calls her home.
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A Nameless Witch
 A tale of vengeance, true love, and cannibalism
Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty ---things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads a simple life filled with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
So when a White Knight arrives at Fort Stalwart, the witch knows her days of peace are at an end. The Knight is just days in front of a horde of ravenous goblings, and Fort Stalwart lies right in the horde’s path. But the goblings are just the first wave of danger, and soon the witch and the Knight must combine forces on a perilous quest to stop a mad sorcerer from destroying the world.
Filled with menace, monsters, and magic, A Nameless Witch is a properly witchly read by the award-winning author of Gil’s All Fright Diner and In the Company of Ogres.
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In
The Company of Ogres
 For
someone whos immortal, Never Dead Ned manages to die with alarming
frequencyhe just has the annoying habit of rising from the grave.
But this soldier might truly be better dead than face his latest
assignment.
Ogre Company is the legions dumping grounda motley, undisciplined
group of monsters whose leaders tend to die under somewhat questionable
circumstances. Thats where Neds rather unique talents come in. As
Ogre Companys newly appointed commander, Ned finds himself in charge
of such fine examples of military prowess as a moonstruck Amazon,
a very big (and very polite) two-headed ogre, a seductively scaly
siren, a blind oracle who can hear (and smell) the future, a suicidal
goblin daredevil pilot, a walking tree with a chip on its shoulder,
and a suspiciously goblinesque orc.
Ned has only six months to whip
Ogre Company into shape or face an even more hideous assignmentbut
thats not the worst of his problems. Because now that Ned has found
out why he keeps returning from the dead, he has to do everything
he can to stay alive...
In the Company of Ogres does for fantasy what
A. Lee Martinezs bestselling novel, Gils All Fright Diner, did for
horror and elves and goblins may never be the same!
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Gil's
All Fright Diner
 Bloodier
than Fried Green Tomatoes! Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular
occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer
. . .
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in
their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite
to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the
eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem.
Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks
right up their alley.
But the shambling dead are just the tip of
a particularly spiky iceberg. Seems someone's out to drive Loretta
from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on
Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the
bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly
complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress,
and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin.
And maybe--just maybe--the
End of the World, too.
Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's
All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone--before ripping it
out of its socket!
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