So there’s a 10 mile long black slime monster off the coast of Alaska.
Can’t say I didn’t warn you.
I’m glad you enjoyed my “fun” little stories about robot detectives and country-fried vampires. But did you listen? Did you heed the warning? No, you did not. But everyone will have probably have noticed by now that slime monsters and horrible consuming beasts are a recurring element in my stories.
The prophecies of an unappreciated visionary?
Pure, dumb luck?
Even I can’t say for sure.
But I welcome our new oozing overlords, and advise all of you to do the same. While many of you will be fed to the nameless gods of the depths, it shouldn’t be long before our benevolent dinobot masters come to free us. Oh, the glorious war of the oozing death and the laser cybersaurs shall be glorious to behold. And from the ashes…a new empire will rise. One of peace, prosperity, and equality for all.
Until those damned Inhumanoids come and ruin it for everyone.
You have been warned.